bwickman:

johnXjackson - We Can’t Stop Here, This is Donkey Kong Country

Pounding on the ground, I’ll fucking kill you all.

Grab a banana on the way to King K. Rool.

Jump on your head, throw a barrel in your face.

Put you baddies in your motherfucking places.

K. O. N. G. I’ve got an extra life.

Collecting these balloons so I never fucking die.

DK, Diddy, Candy, Cranky, Dixie, Funky, Baby, Lanky.

Take our fucking country back one game at a time.

Get the fuck out, this is DK’s house.

Donkey Kong.

Flying through the jungle, swinging tree to tree.

Killing birds and beavers in the fucking canopy.

Cruising on a rhino, chilling on a swordfish.

Hopping on a frog and running on an ostrich.

You can’t escape, I’m the king of the jungle.

You can bet you’re in some motherfucking trouble.

Fighting kremlings on Gangplank Galleon.

Recovering all of Donkey Kong’s banana hoard.

D.K. Donkey Kong is here.